There is a fine line \ Between genius and madness. \ It is called timing.
In one of the many dreams last night, I was playing an RTS. The warriors were little Scissors looking people. They had red robes on, with little blue markings to indicate they were on the blue team. They carried maces as their main weapon. After looking at my warriors for a bit, I rotated the…
[Continuing from the previous list] 6. Grif. He walked me home tonight because of recent events. Not really events, just annoying little things – someone grabbing my arm and me kicking him off on my way home from work once. Someone followed me home once. Stuff like that. I haven’t been hurt at all. Grif…
I wish to become famous, and that I would have a large following of fans and fanatics of my stories. In these stories, I will include a man with one toe, so that someone may choose to imitate him as closely as possible by cutting off all but one toe on a foot, and then,…
I had a dream last night that someone broke into my apparment to rob it. When they came into my room, I just said, “Whatever, just let me sleep.” and they took all my stuff and let me sleep.
*recalls a dream* There was this bit of space that was perfectly empty. Outer space, that is. And it moved. We (Jorenko and I) were sitting at a train yard and watching the nothing. They’d predicted the end of the world, so we decided to watch the nothing attack and destroy us all. The nothing…
#1 I find myself in a hospital bed. The doctor was about to perform surgery on me to remove eggs for donation. (I had read an ad for egg donation earlier this week, and it pays $5000) The doctor asks me if I’m ready, and I say sure. As he comes at me with the…
My stupid bitch ex-roommate just came in a half hour ago. All her stuff is in the living room, so she has no reason to be in the other rooms. She arrived expecting us to hang out with her. At midnight or later. When we’ve got things to do. I can’t wait to break it…
Alrighty. Going home was great, but I like it out here. There’s just so much more to do. Remembering the day in reverse: Night’s planning to crash at his friend’s house in Chicago and visit me on the side, rather than crash at my place and visit his friend. Cammi shall phone me some time…
Johnny the Homicidal Hedgehog The dream started with a memory of a roller-coaster park, and how much I want to go there. In this dream within a dream, the group that was going walks down a wooden pier toward the entrance. Employees of the park littered the fence in the water, singing and wiggling to…
It started, I am in my room (this nice Chicago apartment). Two others are there, too. One is female, but I’m not sure who she is. The other is Harrison, a friend of Manivane and Jessica’s, but he was female, too. I’m lying on my bed, Harrison’s lying on the floor, and the girl’s sitting…
Dream 1 involved SA2. Big surprise. Dream 2, Jorenko and I were walking around Chicago and to the lake. There was a war going on between two gangs, and they were actually planning it well. Instead of just random hits and such, they had strategically plotted the elimination of each other. It was kinda fun…
I just recited part of the dream to Jorenko not to long ago. After he left to go move his car, I remembered more. I was at an EHS football game, setting up a destruction derby in a garage. People were crowding in to watch, and we had two contenders who were going to smash…
Jesus fucking Christ, she just gets stupider and stupider. I dail up, so I can upload my homework to my host so that I can download it at school and work on it there. “Um, could you not got online, I’m waiting for a call from Ben.” “He’s not going to call in the five…
Half-life crossed with … Chao. Jorenko, Bane, a few other people and I were playing Half-Life. The map we were one was the same one from a previous dream, but that dream was Quake III. The player model Jorenko was using was Neo from the Matrix, and, for whatever reason, I was using a fireman…
My family was on a bus. Father was driving, I was sitting near the front, and the rest were behind, along with many other people. It wasn’t my normal family, though. The father wasn’t my dad, the mother wasn’t my mom, I wasn’t me, and I had two younger siblings. I was the oldest of…
The first dream I remembered until five minutes ago, when Amy decided that she needed to make a phone call with the cordless phone in the room I’m sleeping in, even though the other two large rooms were empty. The second dream began with the end of everything as we know it. And then, everything…
I was looking out a window at two people, a guy and a girl, struggling in the water. They made it to a dock, and I threw fishing line out the window. “When I get a fish, climb up!” I said. The first fish I caught was a piranha, and I said, “You’re lucky it…
Bitch Amy wakes me up by screaming about how she’s late for an interview. I had a dream I was visiting home, and doing laundry. I folded a pair of socks, and stuffed them into my travel bag. I get dressed into my normal outfit, and put on a coat. Mom and I go somewhere,…
It was a Brazil type dream. I show up for work or something in this large, ornate room with some sort of statue at the center. I never got a good look at it. I was dressed in a long coat and a white swimsuit. Over the swim suit, I had a dress. I headed…
I was sitting in a city square, listening to someone speak of a fair outside town, and telling use how to get there by bus. None of the people in attendance wanted to go by bus. Once the rally was over, we all started running. I ran much faster than everyone else. While everyone was…
This one was rather strange. All the people were drawn in the Batman the Animated series style, because that’s what it was, a BtAS episode. The Joker killed himself by jumping into a river. Things started to come up missing and other bad things were being done. But it wasn’t the Joker, he was dead!…
This was not a good dream. This was a great dream. Nickelodeon. They had just started a new game show, and I was part of it somehow, behind the scenes. The game was a “safer version of real life that educates children on the dangers of the world.” The dangers of the world being the…
This dream was really cool. It had to have been an RPG, because I kept seeing an overhead map to show my location. It had to be only a part of the RPG, because I was only in one location with a caravan. They were stuck in their location, they had no engines to move…
It started with two miniature landscapes inside aquariums, for use in a science project. One was to show the effects of erosion as from natural water falling, and the other for man-produced falling water (such as toilets and irrigation). On turned out smooth, while the other turn out more natural and jagged. They filled with…
Dream one: Two cats at my grandmothers house . . . a black male, and a calico tabby female. Weirdies. Too long ago to remember more. Dream two: Bath tubs and cats drinking from the water? Dream three: