Candice
Coffee grounds spilt in trash bin. Not mine. Min asks me to clean them up because it’s my coffee machine. I said no. They are not my grounds, and I am not Candice’s maid. Min cleans.
Tag: roommates
Candice
The kitchen smells like three week rotted food because Candice never does her dishes. She’s too busy dirtying more dishes to notice. She uses up her clean ones, then uses up our clean ones, and then lets them sit in their own mildewy filth. I washed them all. I said to her, “That is the…
Candice
All my dishes, untensils, and appliances are on LOCKDOWN now. The fucking bitch left coffee and coffee grounds in the coffee maker for two days. The grinder is still dirty from two days ago.
Candice
Damn that bitch. She still hasn’t done her dishes from weeks ago. Not only that, it’s 10:47 AM and she’s drunk off her box of Corona, which she finished by herself this morning.
Candice
Candice used some of my milk without asking. Bitch. And it wasn’t just some. It was HALF THE FUCKING JUG.
Candice
Okay, I’m a very lazy, sloppy, messy person, who really doesn’t care if her room looks like a pack of wild geese have been through it So you know it’s pretty serious when I get pissed about cleanliness issues. The dishes have been sitting there for five days. CLEAN YOUR FUCKING DISHES, CANDICE.
Idiots with Tampons; Dream
Update 1: Retarded fucking roommates should DIE. Toilet clogs, and Candice is adamant to cling to claiming that it’s not our fault. This arouses suspicion in me, for I am paranoid. The toilet is clogged again, this morning. Why? Candice flushes tampons. Tampons clog toilets in old buildings. Candice caused all of this >:| Update…
Candice
Candice really REALLY REALLY needs to start thinking before speaking. I: “My friend Josh is coming over tomorrow. We’re prolly going to hang out around here playing games.” Candice: “Hee hee, I’ll be sure to leave! *wink wink*” I: . . . “I have a boyfriend. I am loyal to my boyfriend.” Luckily, she interrupted,…
Amy, Candice
My stupid bitch ex-roommate just came in a half hour ago. All her stuff is in the living room, so she has no reason to be in the other rooms. She arrived expecting us to hang out with her. At midnight or later. When we’ve got things to do. I can’t wait to break it…
i r home
Alrighty. Going home was great, but I like it out here. There’s just so much more to do. Remembering the day in reverse: Night’s planning to crash at his friend’s house in Chicago and visit me on the side, rather than crash at my place and visit his friend. Cammi shall phone me some time…
Ugh
They had me fill out a questionnaire before I moved in so that they could group girls by similar interests/backgrounds. The only thing we have in common she also has in common with countless others. They paired us up because we both came from Ohio.
Amy
Jesus fucking Christ, she just gets stupider and stupider. I dail up, so I can upload my homework to my host so that I can download it at school and work on it there. “Um, could you not got online, I’m waiting for a call from Ben.” “He’s not going to call in the five…
Jessie
Christ, I never thought I’d see Jessica as more evil than Amy Jessica has this grand idea for me to invide schnorks back over here, so she can heavily flirt with him for the soul purpose of making him uncomfortable.
Dream 02.05.08
The first dream I remembered until five minutes ago, when Amy decided that she needed to make a phone call with the cordless phone in the room I’m sleeping in, even though the other two large rooms were empty. The second dream began with the end of everything as we know it. And then, everything…
Dream 02.04.25
Bitch Amy wakes me up by screaming about how she’s late for an interview. I had a dream I was visiting home, and doing laundry. I folded a pair of socks, and stuffed them into my travel bag. I get dressed into my normal outfit, and put on a coat. Mom and I go somewhere,…
Dream 02.04.22
It was a Brazil type dream. I show up for work or something in this large, ornate room with some sort of statue at the center. I never got a good look at it. I was dressed in a long coat and a white swimsuit. Over the swim suit, I had a dress. I headed…