There is a fine line \ Between genius and madness. \ It is called timing.
My current answering machine message: “How are you gentlemen – All your message are belong to us. This an answering machine, not answering service. If you are calling for anyone other than Amanda, Ashley, or Maria, please hang up now. If you are a telemarketter, fundraiser, or anyone else wanting to collect money, we are…
“You’re my witness,” she says to me, and grabs my forearm. I yank it back and say, “No.” She looks at me, confused. “I didn’t see anything. I wasn’t there for any of it. I’m not part of this, do not bring me into it.” She was shocked that I wouldn’t agree with her.
More on the roommate situation: I was wrong about Maria trying to fight with Ashely. What had happened was Anna, a friend of Ashley’s, came over and tried to fight with Maria. I could hear most of the conversation, and, basically, Anna was trying to fight for Ashley’s “rights” that Maria had supposedly violated. (things…
Alright, here’s the deal. Ashley is paying twice as much to get one room of the apartment all to herself. Maria’s trying to start a fight with her over the manner in which she announced it. Lametria’s still a fucktard, and thankfully, doesn’t live here. Ashley had planned to have a room to herself before…
I’m a kitty!
Maria asks me if Ashley’s mad at her. I tell her I don’t know. She then asks if I have any idea what could make her mad. I mention the beer bottles that have been sitting there all weekend. “They aren’t mine, they aren’t Ashley’s. Someone’s got to clean up after themselves.” Maria’s response: “They’re…
I don’t remember much, but it started with started with my confusion as to why there were several technology related things hanging on a wall in our apartment (though it didn’t look like my current one). I asked Ashley if they were hers, and she said no. I looked at one item, an indigo-cased photo…
She knocks on the door and exclaims that she’s in a “fucking hurry,” then adds seven more unneeded sentences. She won’t shut up. I finally say, “Are you going to stop talking for a second so I can answer?” “Well, it looked like you were thinking.” “I knew the answer to your question before you…
What the fuck is wrong with that damned bitch Lametria? Somehow I’m violating her rights by getting angry at her for giving out my phone number to a bunch of her friends in LA, and then not telling them that she moved out. She called asking for Ashley. I told her Ashley has left, probably…
Hatt was meant to be a M-F comic drawn during my boring classes. Unfortunately, my Thursday class is too much working in-class to allow time to draw. So now Hatt will be a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday comic. Sounds reasonable, yes? As for this week’s Monday comic, that’s not going to happen because of the…
The first dream started with me in my room. It’s surprisingly clean, but when I walk over to open my door, it split near the hinges. Well, shit. I shout outside to the others in the apartment, which includes Ashley, her friend Mike, Kara, and another white guy. I ask, “Does anyone want to explain…
Well, that was interesting. She walks into my room. “Are you up now? I didn’t mean to wake you up. Oh! So how was the party or whatever with your boyfriend? Good, blah? Huh? What? Are you awake? Are you sick?” She finally shuts up long enough for me to answer, “I’m tired.” “Oh, you…
I just took the batteries out of the cordless phone because Maria keeps using my phone. She hasn’t paid her share of the phone bill, and she doesn’t plan to be here long enough to. And she’s been making long distance calls. Fuck knows how much she’s rung up with that. Hell, she didn’t even…
[01:45] [Ettin> Please talk to me. I’m lonely. [04:04] [Schroe[Sheepies]> You’re lucky. I’m going to fucking puke soon, so I’m wide awake. Not only that, Maria knocked loudly on my door a while ago for no fucking reason, and didn’t even stay in front of it when I got to answering it. I just sat…
She’s got a fucking bathroom of her own, why the fuck does she keep using mine? The only entrance to my bathroom is through my bedroom. I only dread to think how she’ll react to what she’s declared my “booty call” this weekend. I wish she’d just fucking shut up. Christ, I’m going to go…
ADMIRE MY ART!
turning into a cat!
After watching Resident Evil, ending at around 2:30 AM, and then going straight to bed afterward, I knew I’d have weird dreams. I was in a theater, or auditorium of some sort. Someone on stage had just finished speaking, and now people were injecting themselves with something. Considering the intro info I gave, you’d expect…
Schroe Dot Org (1:19:09 AM): *puts Powerpuff Girls movie in the corner of the screen* … Schroe Dot Org (1:19:10 AM): … Schroe Dot Org (1:19:11 AM): ……. Schroe Dot Org (1:19:14 AM): WHAT THE FUCK Schroe Dot Org (1:19:17 AM): THIS IS RESIDENT EVIL Schroe Dot Org (1:19:22 AM): >:o Schroe Dot Org (1:23:05…
New flatmate. Maria. Talkative. She’s a burbie, raised with a silver spoon, platter, and swimming pool. She seems to have little connection with the “real world” and upon seeing our appartment, instantly decided it was too small for her.
My brain is screaming at me. No, it’s not pain … it’s more like my soul is screaming at me. [I remember enough about the early part to give you full detail on the location of everything I set down in the stall when I was using the bathroom in this dream, but it doesn’t…
J Jorenko (10:58:25 AM): Schroe must go talk to the doorman. Schroe Dot Org (10:58:30 AM): … Why? J Jorenko (10:58:51 AM): cuz :] Schroe Dot Org (10:58:54 AM): … Schroe Dot Org (11:09:02 AM): …. Schroe Dot Org (11:09:16 AM): I thought you didn’t celebrate stupid little hallmark holidays ;_; J Jorenko (11:09:25 AM):…
A DREAM!!! I don’t remember much about the beginning, but my parents were involved. We ended up at a Verizon store, and my dad was purchasing accessories for his startac phone. For whatever reason, he bought a bronze suit and tie to match his bronze phone. They bought me a gold phone with a new…
Roommate status: Lametria and Kara have moved out. It’s just Ashley and I in this two bedroom appartment until they move in new people in January.
I’ve been consuming a lot less food lately. It scares me that I can’t finish a little frozen dinner thingummy.