There is a fine line \ Between genius and madness. \ It is called timing.
Since a person’s identity is willfully purged from the earth when one decides to bring a child to the world, many gifts received this holiday were for the baby I haven’t given birth to yet. The selection of baby clothing is perfectly acceptable: greens, blues, and browns with cute sayings and the like; also with…
Right before we left for vacation, I had my regular check up with my OB. We’d decided long ago that when the time came, we were going to find out if it was a boy or girl. BEHOLD my healthy, kicking-all-the-time boy-in-progress.
Alright, I’m going to be a completely dorky new mom in this post and share some ideas of what I’m going to do to my kid before s/he’s aware of a mother’s ability to embarrass the hell out of the him/her. Hopefully this will be the only time I do anything along these lines, because…
I probably should have posted this a couple weeks ago. Oh well. Everything’s on track. Also, I have a small “contest” going on at my deviant art account. Go there to find out more. Update: YOU ALL FAIL.
Work in Progress, estimated completion date, 14 March 2009.