Never expose a Schroe to radiation.
Schroe Dot Org (22.16.33): *Steps out of the lift holding her eyeballs in her hands and singing “God Save the Queen” while gnawing on her own left arm*
Half-Dreams
I’m so tired. When I close my eyes, I see dreams. I’m not even sleeping, but there they are, plain as day. They’re just variations of normal things. They’re odd, out of place, but they fit.
Dream 02.01.15
Half-Life, and faulty RPGs sticking in the wall.
Invader Pants
INVADER PANTS
Dream 02.01.13
I have no farking clue what this one was a bout, but it involved coffee, cakes, campus (shopping) carts and Eddie and Psymon from SSX tricky, as well as Jorenko and I, and a few unknown people.
Dream 02.01.11
Wondering where Falco went? Wonder no more. Here’s a hint: Snowboarding. That’s right, kiddies! It’s yet another horrific games collision from the twisted dreams of Schroe – SSB Tricky. … It was fun, I swear.
Dream 02.01.10
I had a dream. This is the second time I’ve had this dream. I know this. But this time, it finished. I think. Once again, my mother had taken me to some sort of hospital. I’m there to get a physical. The nurses all say I’m there for a physical. I’ve never gone to the…
Assumptions
Let’s assume for a brief moment that I believe the world revolves around me. That would mean that I would be trying to get people to love me, not telling them to fuck off.
White Boe Dies
White Boe Dies
On Futility
It’s not that I enjoy talking to walls . . . it’s that I enjoy convincing the wall that it’s a floor.
Dream 02.01.06
I had a dream that Jorenko and I were in a hotel, a four story hotel, trying to find room 433. We climbed the stairs to floor four, as the numbers usually start with whatever floor their on, and we find that floor four has two digit numbered doors, and they start with 5 (we…
Dream 02.01.05
I had a dream that I was at my grandmother’s house, but it was her old kitchen, the one she had before she had it remodeled. I was cooking/cleaning there for some reason. There was a knock at the door, and, for some reason it was Ettin. (Human, so Paul, I guess.) And he was…
headaches
I can’t pretend, I can’t write, I can’t talk, I can’t think. Until earlier today, I thought I couldn’t dream anymore. But I did, so I guess I’m getting better.
Dream 02.01.04
I had a dream I was a character in an RPG, one of the party. The story started in a small village (as they all do) Where villains within where tossed over the gates in such a manner that they became were beasts once outside. Josh , someone I went to high school with, was…
Dream 01.12.30
Last night I had a dream that Gordon Freeman, Junior Soprano, and I were escaping some sort of gated community, and we hitched a ride on some electric commuter train. They had set up wooden planks in the tunnel to knock us off if we didn’t duck. I was the only one who made it.
Dream 01.12.28
Dreams last night: 1. A pikmin controlling a team of Olimers 2. Burgling a rich neighborhood in a half-life map, using only crossbows. 3. Working at a Pikmin Golf Pro-Shop
Dream 01.12.27
I had a dream with a lot of Indian taxi drivers, an Arabic traveling salesman, and . . . pikmin?! It had pikmin in it. I remember how it started now . . I was running around a pikmin simulation, collecting things, and the Arabic traveling salesman came by. All my friends took off their…
thanks guys
*insert Ohio State/Michigan football jokes here*Mary: Hey isn’t Amanda going to an art institute soon?Tom: Yeah, the Art Institute of Chicago.Mary: How’s their football team? HAW HAW!Tom: They haven’t finished drawing it yet! HAW HAW HAW!
Smart Decisions
ettin64 (18.04.02): I made some SMART DECISIONS and I didn’t get wiped out yet. :) Schroe Dot Org (18.14.11): You making smart decisions is a rare thing indeed ettin64 (18.14.26): Yes. Schroe Dot Org (18.14.29): Of course, me going downstairs and actually completing what I set out to do is rarer. ettin64 (18.14.53): Having 12…
Corkies 7
Originally done when I was still in high school, so the entry has been back-dated to a million years ago. He’s more of a tiny green elephant, really. No relation to the Snorks. Next >
Fun.
Schroe Dot Org (04.17.56): Hatt to your left! Schroe Dot Org (04.18.00): Cheetah to your right! Aussie Ben Work (04.18.01): eh? Aussie Ben Work (04.18.06): I see. Schroe Dot Org (04.18.07): The geckos are behind you! Schroe Dot Org (04.18.10): RUN OR FIGHT! Aussie Ben Work (04.18.13): right. Schroe Dot Org (04.19.43): * Cheetah eats…
FISH
[01:09] *** Schroe is now known as Azula [01:10] [Drain> NO. NO AZULA. [01:10] [Drain> BAD SCHROE [01:10] [Azula> … [01:10] * Drain smacks Azula around a bit with a large AssCraft. [01:10] [Azula> why notz? [01:10] [Drain> ;_; dunno [01:10] [zs-craft> k. [01:10] [Drain> stfu zs [01:10] [Azula> http://soap.schroe.org/cg/azula.jpg