Dream 02.08.16
Inside a giant melon, scraping fruity syrup form the walls, eating melon. yum.
Please.
Hold me, James, and tell me it’ll be alright. Make the pain, the paranoia, the fear go away.
Barjoke Generator
Barjoke Generator Example: So this genie walks into a bar. A kangaroo says “I’m sorry, I couldn’t help noticing. Aren’t you a genie”? The genie quickly downs six tequila shots, one after the other. The kangaroo pounds on the bar and yells “I’m gonna give you oral pleasure like you wouldn’t believe!” So the genie…
Dream 02.08.12
The dream started with Jason Alexander and myself walking along a beach, talking about sand. We discussed how it looks a lot redder today. As we’re walking, we come to a cliff. Vines grow down the side of it, all the way to the shallow water at the bottom. Pieces of manikins are floating there,…
Douschegamer
(After a long period of silence) [Bane[wc3]> It’s really retarded that you were that mad over a totally legitimate and easy to conquer strategy [cobra929{WC3}> Let’s see… I can’t move my mouse+lag = no chance to micro. [Bane[wc3]> You never have a chance to micro [cobra929{WC3}> Was that supposed to be fun? Was that fun…
Dream 02.08.08
Schroe Dot Org (1:41:34 PM): Um, yeah, so I saw a death sequence dream. J Jorenko (1:41:54 PM): Do tell Schroe Dot Org (1:43:37 PM): Rapist dude came back again, but this time was very very violent, so I kinda died. J Jorenko (1:43:51 PM): :o Schroe Dot Org (1:44:02 PM): Before I died, though,…
PMS
Everyone always wants to give their own bit of advice. How do I say nicely that I don’t want to fucking hear it? — On a side note, my PMS has figured out how to escape the pill’s control.
Clothes Shopping
I went to bed early last night – early by my usual, that is. 1am. Yay. I woke up in the middle of the night with horrible stomach cramps. I don’t know what was causing them, and I really didn’t care. I was so tired that I just changed position in bed and went back…
Quotes
[Jorenko> BBQ Chicken with . . . . HARD BOILED EGGS. On the same plate. As if they had some sort of business sitting next to each other like that. — [Schroe> Running around naked all the time. You strange boy. [Ettin> >: I wear a shirt and shorts! And I smell like feet. —…
Dream 02.08.05
An Invader Zim dream. I should draw the characters some time. They are strange. As it starts, we have a view of a large crowd viewing a stage. It looks like a concert of some sort, and there is a single female human on the stage, over which every boy is drooling except two. Zim,…
Corkies 23
Originally done when I was still in Chicago, so the entry has been back-dated to half a million years ago. Warning, warning, lack of interest in creating comic immanent. Next >
Dream 02.08.02
Last Night’s Dreams: The dream started at some awards show. I was the lighting/stage crew, so I began tearing everything down after it had finished. People had forgotten things behind the stage, such as t-shirts and music stands. People had returned their shirts, too, because they were too small. I gave them new ones. I…
Tonight was strange.
I finally learned by example how the mind can fatigue the body. At work, I was tired as hell, but I still did my job. I had no physical reason to be tired. I hate my job, though. I got off work at 10pm. I walked to Dennis’ Place for Games and played Pump it…
IRC quote
[01:38] * TheNintenGenius eats Jell-O pudding, fully clothed. That isn’t quite as interesting as dancing nude in lime Jell-O, but I don’t care.
Practcality
Bah, Xface, you didn’t allow replies :\ From your post, yes, your parents do seem to be gits, but I can’t make an opinion or take sides. I don’t know the whole story. “But it just burned…it burned like chlorinated water…why do my tears burn?” & “Also, my eyes burn. Crying made them sore. Stupid…
Running down the list:
1. Jorenko came out for the weekend. I called off “Sick” from work. I really was sick on Sunday, though. 2. They want proof I was sick. If they’d like to pay for my medical bills, I’ll get their sodding doctors note, but as it stands, I cannot afford it. I can, however, afford to…
The Stampede
Schroe Dot Org (10:39:45 PM): Your impressions of Otakon, in 7 words or less! Cammiluna (10:42:58 PM): vash vash vash vash vash vash vash! Schroe Dot Org (10:43:22 PM): GOOD CHOICE!
Corkies 22
Originally done when I was still in Chicago, so the entry has been back-dated to half a million years ago. Braiding. Next >
lub u
I lub Jorenko. Jessie woke me up this morning, “Amanda, your boy’s here.” *up, glomp, ;_;*
piu
Alright, they got a DDR knock off at Dennis’ Place For Games (if you aren’t aware, this is the arcade I hang out at way too much.). I’ll be spending way too much time there, playing Pump it Up.
CODE RED
J Jorenko (2:33:42 PM): I’m back J Jorenko (2:34:01 PM): But I’m gonna BRB, I need to get a washcloth Schroe Dot Org (2:34:30 PM): … Warcraft is THAT good, eh? J Jorenko (2:36:56 PM): I managed to soak it up with random paper towels that were nearby, but it was still sticky [This is…
Dream 02.07.25
I remember waking at 7AM thinking how it was odd that I could have such a detailed, intense dream in such a short time. It was winter in a city, and my mother and I were walking on the streets. We had just left an ice show, so it was in the evening. She and…
What Women Want
“I think the reason straight guys like enormous schlongs, apart from the whole bigger = more powerful and more potent thing, is that it’s an easy answer to Freud’s unanswerable question: what do women want? The real answer is too hard. Women want you to be independent but emotionally available. They want you to be…
ugh
I think it’s slightly wrong that I could go years without a suicidal thought, but at the slightest mention that breaking up with Jorenko is an option we both don’t want to take, but it’s still there – that launches me into envisioning myself plumiting from my 8th story window, or scraping my head along…
Darksun
I’m playing a really old DOS AD&D game. The characters are being played fully in-character rather than the usual powerhouse stuff. Schroe: Does not wear armour, uses only staves or bows. Jorenko: Only swords, wears armour per usual. Ettin: Only axes (clubs until I get the first axe) and armour per usual. Queen Mew: Only…