Imbalance
I hate it when drawn characters have breasts bigger than their heads, and still manage to keep balanced in a fight.
Candice
The kitchen smells like three week rotted food because Candice never does her dishes. She’s too busy dirtying more dishes to notice. She uses up her clean ones, then uses up our clean ones, and then lets them sit in their own mildewy filth. I washed them all. I said to her, “That is the…
Dream 02.09.02
I had a dream about a game. I looked over the edge of the boat. Trees were barely visable over the floodwaters. Some of the water was standing water, other parts had currents. I remember thanking our leader for the currents. Ms. Milly Prower, our savior, had devised machines to create currents and stop currents….
whoops
On cartoon network, they just accidentally showed a minute from Mission Hill instead of a commercial during a children’s movie
Candice
All my dishes, untensils, and appliances are on LOCKDOWN now. The fucking bitch left coffee and coffee grounds in the coffee maker for two days. The grinder is still dirty from two days ago.
Art
I decided to cut class tonight. I didn’t have the work done, so I decide just to not go. There’s no real penalty in it. I decided to get lunch/dinner at the House of Blues. Since it was dinner time, they had a band up on stage. I ordered, and waited for my food. Boredom…
Missus
Schroe Dot Org (12:04:09 AM): Some guy hit on me tonight and asked my name. I said “Mrs. Jurack” :P J Jorenko (12:04:38 AM): Like the sound of that, do you? If not, I’ll just bounce you til you do.
Candice
Damn that bitch. She still hasn’t done her dishes from weeks ago. Not only that, it’s 10:47 AM and she’s drunk off her box of Corona, which she finished by herself this morning.
Mission Hill
The ending of the birthday episode of Mission Hill made me cry. The part where Kevin’s just sitting there alone in the empty house.
Candice
Candice used some of my milk without asking. Bitch. And it wasn’t just some. It was HALF THE FUCKING JUG.
Candice
Okay, I’m a very lazy, sloppy, messy person, who really doesn’t care if her room looks like a pack of wild geese have been through it So you know it’s pretty serious when I get pissed about cleanliness issues. The dishes have been sitting there for five days. CLEAN YOUR FUCKING DISHES, CANDICE.
Idiots with Tampons; Dream
Update 1: Retarded fucking roommates should DIE. Toilet clogs, and Candice is adamant to cling to claiming that it’s not our fault. This arouses suspicion in me, for I am paranoid. The toilet is clogged again, this morning. Why? Candice flushes tampons. Tampons clog toilets in old buildings. Candice caused all of this >:| Update…
lurve
I’m tired, I’ve got a headache, and I’ve got a lot of shit to deal with. And the one thing that’ll make it allllll better is 250 miles away.
The Amazing running Schroe
[Aqua> It’s that ham show on tv! YAY! [Geno> ham? [Aqua> hamtaro! [Geno> ugh kill it, hamtaro gives good shows a bad name [Aqua> But it’s too cute. I feel enslaved. [Geno> FIGHT IT OR I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN [Schroe> You already ate one billion of his children last night. [Schroe> … * Schroe…
Toilet
It has often been my theory that if you don’t go outside, nothing will go wrong. Then I moved to Chicago. Whatever the reason, clog in the system, too much water in the pipes, or maybe my toilet was magically clogged without anyone using it – The toilet overflowed. I’m not talking about “Filling to…
pooped
So some guys from the arcade walked me home, ‘cos I kinda passed out on the machine. J Jorenko: :O I’m not going back for a while -_- J Jorenko: You know what that means. You’re starting to run out of fat to burn, or something completely unrelated to that, even! Troy, one of the…
Dream 02.08.21
The dream started with Jorenko and I sitting on my bed. He was watching me play Diablo II, trying to distract me. I kept yelling at him, because he wasn’t supposed to be there, he was supposed to be somewhere else. I was getting really pissed off at him, but I couldn’t remember what it…
Mint Condition
[Jeff> I remember you seemed oddly amused by a toothpaste commercial. Once again, none of that is fabricated. Your dreams are always bloody and interesting, mine are just… illogical and weird. Fun, though :D [Schroe> That just reminded me of something. I’m a warez dealer at school now. Some guy wrote down his phone number…
what
So, basically, this guy says I have to like him the way he is, or not like him at all – but I’m not allowed to not like him, because if I don’t like him, he’ll want to talk about it until I do like him.
Towers
My towers are built again, using stones from the ruins. But now, I watch all of them, from the top of the tallest. The townsfolk build their houses around my towers, but they do not answer to me. I do not ask them to. My towers are tall, sturdy; they won’t fall for a while….
douchegamer
When someone’s a prick of a gamer, pulling lame playstyles and pissing everyone off, yet manages to be a perfectly fine person elsewhere, you simply don’t game with them., and everything’s fine. Until they decided to bring that prickdom into normal chatting.
Dream 02.08.17
The dream started with me finding a snake in my room. My room was not this apartment nor my home in Ohio, but another apartment of my own. The snake was a red and yellow one, with black spots. He never tried to bite me, ever, but I still held him by the neck ‘n’…
rmk
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Open letter
The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me. You bitch about no one paying attention to you when you’re depressed over some issue that no one cares about. And then you force the people who were ignoring you to undergo pestering from friends just so they’ll like you again. Congrats, you’ve proven yourself unlikable…