headaches
I can’t pretend, I can’t write, I can’t talk, I can’t think. Until earlier today, I thought I couldn’t dream anymore. But I did, so I guess I’m getting better.
Category: whatever
thanks guys
*insert Ohio State/Michigan football jokes here*Mary: Hey isn’t Amanda going to an art institute soon?Tom: Yeah, the Art Institute of Chicago.Mary: How’s their football team? HAW HAW!Tom: They haven’t finished drawing it yet! HAW HAW HAW!
Smart Decisions
ettin64 (18.04.02): I made some SMART DECISIONS and I didn’t get wiped out yet. :) Schroe Dot Org (18.14.11): You making smart decisions is a rare thing indeed ettin64 (18.14.26): Yes. Schroe Dot Org (18.14.29): Of course, me going downstairs and actually completing what I set out to do is rarer. ettin64 (18.14.53): Having 12…
grouse
ARG I don’t want to work, but it’d be stupid to call off sick when I’m 1. not really sick (though I have really bad cold and can’t even talk), and 2. It would screw over whatever fuckface I have to work with tonight. I’m just going to vie to get of early. Cube tomorrow….
metaphor
I built a tower once, neglected all my others for it. And that tower fell under it’s own weight. I’ve since been rebuilding my other towers. But I didn’t have enough materials. So bits of the fallen tower have gotten into my new ones.
BK
I hate my job. I’m pretty sure I don’t work today, so they shouldn’t be calling me. If they do, I’ll tell them that I have plans for later and I can’t cancel them. They work me 10-11 hours a day now. I’m not going to do it 5 days in a row. I could…
katsucon 8
“In February, I’m being dragged back to Baltimore with the rest of Bukimi Anime for the Katsucon. another weekend-long anime convention” First thought – “Jorenko and I should go, too!” “Then i should be able to legally sell my anime/game fanart” – I should do that, too “I love hanging out with the BA gang,…
Things I want in life
Things I want in life: Should I ever have a life/limb threatening injury, I hope to keep a sane state of mind and bitch like a normal person, and not blubber like a baby. I wish to be or meet a Neko-jin, without use the characteristic “nyus” and such. I want to be paid for…
Oh no, chemicals!
Schroe Dot Org: SHANNON IS THE STUPIDEST BINT ALIVEA1b2c3d444: why now?Schroe Dot Org: The stupid bitch HIT A MAN WITH HER CAR AND NEARLY KILLED HIM. IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE. THE MAN WAS A TRUCKER. HE WAS STOPPED SO HE COULD USE THE PAY PHONE. HE NEEDED TO USE THE PHONE BECAUSE HIS TRUCK…
rant
A high school teacher once said to me, “Teenagers don’t have REAL problems.” I never believed a word of it. All problems are real, at the time that they occur. Looking back, we may laugh on some of the things we’ve done, though we may not have been laughing at the time. Just like now,…
there’s no sound
[Adapted from a log with a friend] [Me] Family sucks. [Friend] Why? [Me] My brother’s being a total dick to me. I just built him a fucking PC and he can’t even be civil. He expects and demands that I give him parts of MY PC to get his working, because my parents can’t afford…
poetry
I don’t know if you’ll see this I don’t know if you’ll know it’s for you But I will always be there I’ll be there for you.
poetry
Life goes on without me And I don’t want to let it I don’t wanna rule the world I just don’t want to be forgotten
Scribes
*** Cammi Quit (Quit: yo momma was a rareware scriber!) [schnorks> ?!?! [Schroe> ! That’s what they’ll say to my kids! [schnorks> hehe :) Except it’ll be a compliment! [Schroe> YEAH!
talking to myself
[Schroe> One day, I walked to town [Schroe> You did not [Schroe> Did too [Schroe> Oh, shut up [Schroe> You were there. [Schroe> You never go anywhere without me [Schroe> Maybe I did and I didn’t tell you [Schroe> Quit lying [Schroe> Screw you [Schroe> Bah.
niche market
They’re giving him shit in the main channel for stepping out of his niche, and he bitches about it more. All he ever does is 1. Make jokes, or 2. Turn serious conversations into jokes. And he bitches that they only see hims as entertainment. That’s all he’s presented himself as!
gd dad
Thunderstorm. Dad uses PC during thunderstorm. “It’s okay, I’ve got a surge protector!” Surge protector doesn’t cover the phone line. Modem fries. Dad demands I let him use my PC. “That program you use is dial-up only, Dad. I don’t have a dial-up PC anymore.” “Oh.” *grumbles and yells* “Fine, Dad.” *replaces fried modem with…
Stuck In the Middle With You
Everyone’s got something talk about except me. Everyone’s got a complaint worth listening to except me. Everyone’s got it better or worse than me. I’m just stuck in the middle. Things have been very droll lately. This’ll be the first August that I don’t go back to school . . . I haven’t got a…
Right.
SchroeDotOrg: Right. Aussie Ben Work: Left! SchroeDotOrg: Up! Aussie Ben Work): Down! SchroeDotOrg: YES! Aussie Ben Work: NO! SchroeDotOrg: RAR! Aussie Ben Work): AIEEEE! SchroeDotOrg: Boing! Aussie Ben Work: Beep!
6am, no sleep
microwaves make the molecules vibrate back and forth and makes things heat up fast kinda like the way super man escaped and ice cube one time Or I could be completely wrong on both accunts It’s six am fuck you too
How people react to nonsense.
[05:45]Schroe> dsfihew [05:45]schnorks> hjhguyghv’ [05:46]Schroe> sdvioioioekf? [05:46]schnorks> djfhjrfhjjfg. [05:46]Schroe> oioioiwer wpoefusklfd welksdklfsd . [05:46]schnorks> jhgftutfyhf fgdfj dfgj, dfhfgj gfjhdj. [05:46]Schroe> werds iuwerkjsnd fa boifgs thew dfiusdfrkser? [05:47]schnorks> kjhkjhgjg! fdhgffjdhkh fdhfgj gghghjkhk ffghh. [05:47]Schroe> sdriuwerjwer. [05:47]schnorks> kjhkjhkjdkhg fdhfgjk?!
Mind the timestamps
[22:15] [C] And that’s the perfect note for me to leave. Bye bye IRC server, bye bye Netscape….[22:17] [C] Bye bye AIM.[22:19] [C]> And, finally, bye-bye, you lot.[22:22] *** C Quit [Note, no one responded during the 7 minutes it took him to leave.]
I’m Not Graham
Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. Some idiot says: hey asshole Schroe says: ‘sup shitmonger? Some idiot says: not much nishal fucker, hehehe graham Schroe says: ‘scuse me? Some idiot says: do u no who this is? Schroe says: Not a clue. Some idiot says: HAHAHA ill…
jar
[CA] Yes, you’ve got to love “Why did they kick you out?” “Mesa clumsy!” Shakespeare WEPT. [Rad] That’s comic relief. [CA] Bollocks is it. [Rad] You don’t look at the comic relief for great dialogue. [Kai] I’d rather have hand relief in Star Wars film.
On Toes
“Toes are widely accepted as existing. UFOs, especially rods, are not.” – Chad