There is a fine line \ Between genius and madness. \ It is called timing.
“I think the reason straight guys like enormous schlongs, apart from the whole bigger = more powerful and more potent thing, is that it’s an easy answer to Freud’s unanswerable question: what do women want? The real answer is too hard. Women want you to be independent but emotionally available. They want you to be…
I think it’s slightly wrong that I could go years without a suicidal thought, but at the slightest mention that breaking up with Jorenko is an option we both don’t want to take, but it’s still there – that launches me into envisioning myself plumiting from my 8th story window, or scraping my head along…
I’m playing a really old DOS AD&D game. The characters are being played fully in-character rather than the usual powerhouse stuff. Schroe: Does not wear armour, uses only staves or bows. Jorenko: Only swords, wears armour per usual. Ettin: Only axes (clubs until I get the first axe) and armour per usual. Queen Mew: Only…
Candice really REALLY REALLY needs to start thinking before speaking. I: “My friend Josh is coming over tomorrow. We’re prolly going to hang out around here playing games.” Candice: “Hee hee, I’ll be sure to leave! *wink wink*” I: . . . “I have a boyfriend. I am loyal to my boyfriend.” Luckily, she interrupted,…
Objective: To observe the ammount of spam received by an email address that is not given out by the owner. Subject 1: Hotmail. Upon creation of this email. it was specified that the address should not be listed, nor was it signed up for any newsletters. Week1: Three (3) unsolicited advertisements. 1. 2DIET_PILLS_HGH@sdilabs-1-2.com : REAL…
[Jeff> I have used mIRC for 3wks 6days 13hrs 26mins 53secs in the past 5wks 4days 3hrs 20mins 56secs which is 70.42% of the time from when I activated my timer. [Zack> I have been idling here for 1wk 5days 18hrs 53mins 9secs in the past 3wks 1day 10hrs 36mins 42secs which is 56.98% of…
Joshua says, “You’ve got a lot of balls. Most girls are scared to death of Grif.”
“I am afraid even through all thos precautions I took someoneright now could be messin with my files or fool with the taskbar or play .wavs. what should I do” He’s worried that someone’s remote accessing him through a virus he downloaded. *rips hair out and mashes head into wall* 10 minutes pass, and none…
In one of the many dreams last night, I was playing an RTS. The warriors were little Scissors looking people. They had red robes on, with little blue markings to indicate they were on the blue team. They carried maces as their main weapon. After looking at my warriors for a bit, I rotated the…
Well, tonight was good. One of the people who decided not to listen to me when I told him what to do was thrown out of the Bell. :)
“I was sabotaged! The person responsible has been dealt with. One of the main problems was that I tried to do too much with too little knowledge with too little financial outlay. I had an extremely active MB, a lot of members willing to help and one person who buggered it all up. I’ve been…
Grif was kind enough to bring me food from a shelter, but I really don’t need it. He even made lunch for me. I owe him one, yes, but I do not owe him my discomfort. He grabs me like we’re dating or something, and gives me kisses. I tell him not to. He’s putting…
[00:36]Ettin> I’m being annoyed over AIM by some idiot :( [00:36]Ettin> ettin64 (3:37:38 PM): STOP IMITATING ME, DAMN IT [00:36]Ettin> ettin64 (3:37:39 PM): STOP IMITATING ME, DAMN IT [00:36]Schroe> :O ME TOO! [00:37]Schroe> Schroe Dot Org (12:37:02 AM): STOP USING REALLY WORN OUT JOKES [00:37]Schroe> Schroe Dot Org (12:37:02 AM): STOP USING REALLY WORN OUT…
Not yet sure if I want to hang out with Grif more or not.
Originally done when I was still in Chicago, so the entry has been back-dated to half a million years ago. Yep, worse than death. Next >
I make myself look like an idiot too much. I just don’t care anymore.
[Continuing from the previous list] 6. Grif. He walked me home tonight because of recent events. Not really events, just annoying little things – someone grabbing my arm and me kicking him off on my way home from work once. Someone followed me home once. Stuff like that. I haven’t been hurt at all. Grif…
Well, for my English class, I have to write a journal. He wants random musings, thoughts, etc. So I figure, “Why not just post things in LiveJournal, and just copy/paste/print and give it to him?” So here it is, and it might be a bit more than regular readers (if such things exist) are used…
I wish to become famous, and that I would have a large following of fans and fanatics of my stories. In these stories, I will include a man with one toe, so that someone may choose to imitate him as closely as possible by cutting off all but one toe on a foot, and then,…
Schroe Dot Org (1:58:26 AM): “Daniel” is the shitface who gives me trouble. He was doing it again tonight. J Jorenko (1:58:40 AM): At TB? Schroe Dot Org (1:58:44 AM): Yes. Threatened to file a grievance against me, just because I asked him to make one fucking taco supreme while he was standing around doing…
I had a dream last night that someone broke into my apparment to rob it. When they came into my room, I just said, “Whatever, just let me sleep.” and they took all my stuff and let me sleep.
Well, I’m fucked. I’m careful with my money, to an extent. I work within my budget, but my budget does not allow other people’s misfortunes, or other people’s involves in a bad manner. I spent too much when I went home. Mike didn’t pay me this month. My credit card is locked.
YAY First time back behind the counter of a Taco Bell in 7-8 months. I still got the speed, I still got the skills, and I hate it that there’s people there who can’t wrap 1/6 the speed of me.
J Jorenko (12:25:08 AM): I locked my keys in my car and just got in Schroe Dot Org (12:25:19 AM): … Schroe Dot Org (12:25:24 AM): . . . Schroe Dot Org (12:25:33 AM): . . . J Jorenko (12:25:45 AM): That’s what I said.