I just took the batteries out of the cordless phone because Maria keeps using my phone. She hasn’t paid her share of the phone bill, and she doesn’t plan to be here long enough to. And she’s been making long distance calls. Fuck knows how much she’s rung up with that.
Hell, she didn’t even know the difference between local and long distance. And she’s 24.
“oh well,” she says, “when the bill comes we’ll just look at all the-”
“It doesn’t list them.”
“oh it does? okay, no problem the-”
“It does NOT.”
“ooohh….”
I wish she’d fucking shut up long enough to pay attention to what’s being said.